What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 06:39

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
Is The Last of Us Part 2 really as woke as people say it is?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
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Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
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Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
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Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
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